SENATOR SLUGGER

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We think of drinking in two ways: either you’re a normal drinker, or you’re an alcoholic. Either you have a serious problem or you don’t. Maybe you drink a glass of wine every night to alleviate stress or numb the pain. Perhaps, you drink to temporarily forget your anxiety. Maybe you have a single drink before attending a meeting because it helps you feel more confident. However, if you are constantly drinking during a meeting then you are an alcoholic.
A few weeks during ago during a meeting a certain senator was constantly sipping something from a sippy cup. We don’t know what was inside the cup, but what we do know is that the senator was sweating and his cheeks looked cherry-red after a few sips of whatever was in the cup. He also appeared to have being emboldened after a couple sips. It was like there was something EXTRA in that sippy cup. Other senators we spoke to, did not speculate about what they thought was in the bottle. However, a former colleague of the senator told us that at his former work place the senator was nicknamed the LOUISVILLE SLUGGER.